Dictionary
Ankle: Opposite of aunty
Asthma: What you do if dad says no
Barium: What doctors do when treatment fails
Boot: What your friends give you because you spend too much time bragging about your computer skills.
Crapplet: A badlyy written or profoundly useless Java applet. "I just wasted 30 minutes downloading this stinkin' crapplet!"
Cystogram: A telegram to your sister
Floppy: The condition of a constant computer user's stomach due to lack of exercise and a steady diet of junk food.
Gentleman: A husband who steadies the stepladder so that his wife will not fall while she paints the ceiling.
Gentleman: A man who, when his wife drops her knitting, kicks it over to her so that she can easily pick it up.
Housework: What the wife does that nobody notices until she doesn't do it.
Liver: A person who lives on and on
Mammary: Something you remember
Megaherts: Hurts real bad!
Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
Mother-in-Law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.
Mrs.: A job title involving heavy duties, light earnings and no recognition.
Nanogram: Telegram delivered by your grandmother
Pasteurize: Too far to see
Pathology: Study of roadmaps
Pelvis: Cousin of Elvis
Peppier: The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper.
Phonesia: The affliction for dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.
Secret: Something you tell to one person at a time
Spouse: Someone who will stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn?t have had if you'd stayed single in the first place.
Tumor: More than one
Urinate: What a nurse says to patient in room eight.
Urine: Opposite of "You're Out".
Wife: A mate who is forever complaining about not having anything to wear at the very same time that she complains about not having enough room in the closet.
Yawn: An honest opinion openly expressed
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